::SLOW LIKE HONEYMOON::

The honeymoon dates and location have been locked in. We'll be heading to Lake Tahoe the Monday after our Saturday night wedding, staying at the Hyatt Regency Lake Tahoe Resort for five nights. Rad things about our plans:

.: We won't have a super-quick wedding-to-honeymoon turnaround.
.: No need for a passport with my maiden name.
.: The hotel has a pier into Lake Tahoe with a bar at the end of it.
.: And a fire pit.
.: And bike trails with bikes to rent.
.: And an Italian-Asian fusion restaurant called -- get this -- Ciao Mein Trattoria.
.: And a canal from the heated pool into an interior changing room, so I don't have to walk into cold air from the pool.
.: And a private beach.

I cannot wait.