::THINGS I WILL NEVER WEAR, FALL 2005 EDITION::
. Why these ever became a trend, I don't know. I bought a tweed capelet last year and still haven't worn it, afraid it'd be taken as a poncho.
. Maybe they're comfortable. But they look like culottes
, and those things were ugly when I was in Girl Scouts. They're not any cuter now.
.: Embellished jeans
. I am very sad that it's getting hard to find plain jeans anymore.
.: Cami tops that make you look pregnant
. Nice. Covers a lot, sure, but when Alessandra Ambrosio wears one and doesn't look good, that's a bad sign.
.: Boho skirts
, especially when paired with the just-mentioned cami top. Because broomstick skirts went away for a reason.