::WHEN TYPOS ATTACK::

On Fox 4 News this morning, they scrolled information and news links ahead of their end credits. One of them was for the Colon Cancer Alliance, and the title listed was "Color Cancer Alliance." Ouch.

I can see it now:

"I'm sorry, sir, but your results are in, and it turns out your chartreuse is malignant."

"Radiation is very effective on cancer of the cerise."

"We'll use chemo to blast that cancer right out of the blue!"