::RURAL FAME::
You know you've arrived when you visit a Wal-Mart SuperCenter in a small town and three children recognize you and say hello.
You know you've arrived when in the middle of a science presentation a kid raises her hand and says, "Were you Kimmy from 'Full House'?"
You know you've arrived when a science teacher sees your show and approaches you afterward, trying to set you up with her just-graduated-from-college, tall, chemical engineer son who wants "a strong, independent, smart woman."
I'm leaving Roswell today, for obvious reasons.