::CHECK ENGINE LIGHT::

My car went to the shop today, to have its "check engine" light diagnosed. It turns out there was a "main gas leak," so somewhere in the fuel delivery system, pressure was being lost.

The leak? My gas cap wasn't on tight.

I just spent $38 on half an hour of labor. For that.

(But a shout-out and mad props, yo, to Manuel Chrysler for not charging me the $68 computer diagnosis fee. Because I fully deserve some kind of Dumbass Tax.)