::FOUND ON MY DESK::

A print-out of a comic called Jerk City, starring Spigot, a flip-flop- and beret-wearing Beat poet. Spigot is standing in front of a garden stairwell, and the sentence (written, appropriately, in Comic Sans) in his "talk balloon" is:

MY JOB IS NOT TO EDUTAIN, BUT RATHER TO INFOTATE.

Aside from my dislike for use of "but rather," which is redundant, that's pretty cute. And what's a Beat poet doing working in the "edutainment industry," anyway? I'm overthinking this.

Thanks, secret comic-fairy!