::DJ SHADOW::

This short piece by Brian Bieber reminds me of my friend Doug, who strikes continually great poses, and who, for this reason, always seems to have a swirling score of beats and bass around him. An excerpt:

"My DJ lays down some real hardcore shit while the doctor tells me the lump on my left testicle is just a benign cyst. The doctor starts to give me a little lecture about the importance of performing monthly checks on myself, but it's hard to keep a straight face because my DJ is wearing a surgical mask he found in one of the doctor's drawers and pretending to scratch his records with a tongue depressor."

The full piece: Link.

(via BoingBoing.)