::THE BEST::

Today, as I demonstrated the Segway for hours, I was joined by a couple of teenagers. They hung out for about two hours before fetching some parents (read: money) so they could ride it. One of the guys had one leg. He saw me ride on one foot, and said, "Oh, so I could ride it, too!"

Indeed he did. Aptly, too. Better than his bipedal friend did, at least.