::REASON 243 I'M MARRYING HIM::

While at Target, I was checking out bargains in the school suppy section, when I saw some Gel Gems-like window clings. They had phrases available in addition to the flowers and rockets and stuff, and the first one I saw was "THAT ROCKS!"

"Hmm, what else could I spell with those letters?" And I continue to look through them, finding "SHO NUFF!" and "WHATEVER." I give up, having found some cool dry erase markers. Moments pass. And then Austin pipes up:

"Well, you could spell scrota..."