::REASON #14 I LOVE AUSTIN MARSHALL::
A grocery store display table is piled high with confections designed for comsumption during
The Super Bowl
The Big Game. There are cupcakes arranged in a football shape, cakes that look like football fields, and an odd, green and white dessert product that's supposed to be a football helmet. It doesn't really look like one; I think it looks decidedly like something else. It looks like a mushroom from Super Mario Bros
As a challenge, I ask Austin, "What does this remind you of?"