::REASON #276 I DON'T BELONG WITH "QUILT PEOPLE"::Quilt Person: The book is about the narratives behind quilting in Texas, and it showcases 38 special quilts...
Me: Wow, you mean they've quilted
guns into the blankets? How very Texan of them!
QP: I'm not sure why you got that idea...
Me: .38 Special quilts, get it?
QP: (blank look)