:: Q: WHY DON'T WITCHES HAVE BABIES? ::

So, invited to a Halloween party for which the theme was "your favorite dead thing," I carefully examined my affection for various inanimate items. And, honestly, my favorite dead thing is what I made for my costume:


Surely you know what I am.

A king-size pillow, two pink pillowcases, some green felt, some ginger-colored half-circle flipflops, a "wasabi wig," and a white sweatsuit I will never wear again. My favorite dead thing is... Sushi!

And here I am being a cannibal with the sticky rice and nori:


Both photos by Jeff Koenig.

(A: Because their husbands have Halloweenies!)

(And oh! My Gamecube pumpkin made a gallery of Nintendo-related jack o'lanterns: Yay!)