::INFIDELITY::

I hate that people cheat on their spouses and significant others. As a cheatee, the Secret Lover Collection of greeting cards makes me want to puke.

Check this out (emphasis original):

Our Company is committed to providing a Greeting Card Collection with empathy and understanding, without judgment to lovers involved in a secret love relationship.

Good thing they're committed to this credo; no one else in their business model shows true commitment, apparently.

One card in particular creeps me out, and it doesn't even address the infidelity issue. A tacky watercolor beach scene is on the outside of the card, and "I love your sweet smell...'your' scent. I can’t find it in a bottle...it’s the delicious smell of your soul," is on the inside. That's so gross.

The delicious smell of your soul. Eyew.

(via Kottke)