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Wordings at various Disney Parks this spring break:

.: Happily writ on trash receptacles, the phrase "Waste Please" beckons. Hm. Too easily misinterpreted as an imperative sentence. "Okay, sure, I'm all about wasting stuff," I think back.

.: There's a store called "Merchant of Venus." Love it.

.: In Tomorrowland, on a temporary wall, signs say "This area is being refurbished for your future enjoyment." Tee hee! I get it! Future enjoyment! Because we're in Tomorrowland, natch!

.: An exhibit called "Tin Toy Story" -- signs for which are in the same font as the movie title from Toy Story -- chronicles the history, playfulness, and sheer creepiness of tin toy robots. I was entranced.