Wordings at various Disney Parks this spring break:
.: Happily writ on trash receptacles, the phrase "Waste Please" beckons. Hm. Too easily misinterpreted as an imperative sentence. "Okay, sure, I'm all about wasting stuff," I think back.
.: There's a store called "Merchant of Venus." Love it.
.: In Tomorrowland, on a temporary wall, signs say "This area is being refurbished for your future enjoyment." Tee hee! I get it! Future
enjoyment! Because we're in Tomorrowland, natch!
.: An exhibit called "Tin Toy Story" -- signs for which are in the same font as the movie title from Toy Story
-- chronicles the history, playfulness, and sheer creepiness of tin toy robots. I was entranced.