::THE FULL PHILLY OF A DREAM::

I've kept this under wraps, because I didn't want to shake any boats or rattle any trains or flip any cars or crash any planes, but:

I'm moving to Philadelphia.

One of the science museums there has hired me to manage a traveling outreach show (kind of like the "Trip to Planet X!" one I worked on a couple of years ago) -- it's a great professional opportunity, and as much as I'd like to thrive here in Dallas with my family and my old and new friends, it's time to strike out alone and make my way in this crazy world. The pay is good, I won't be the one doing the traveling (thank God for that), and the people there are really amazing. I start in early June. Book your farewell dinners with me soon; my schedule's sure to fill up fast.

Getting strong now!

UPDATE:

I feel very much like Ferris Bueller:

"They bought it!"

April Fools, suckers!