::EPIPHANY::

After twenty-two years of this having been the case, I only realize it now.

My father and I have first names which are also non-proper nouns: Summer and Van. The groovy thing is, my mom and my brother have first names which are also verbs: Pat and Josh.

(Side note: "EPIPHANNY" would be another great thing to have emblazoned across the ass-ular region of one's pants!)