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There's a fireworks stand on the side of I-45 south of Dallas. Emblazoned across its front is "FFT Fireworks."

SS: Fft fireworks? That sounds like a dud, if you ask me.
AM: Unless they're bottle rockets. [mimes bottle-rocket launch] Ffffft!
SS: Good call.

We couldn't figure out what FFT stood for. Fireworks for Teens? Fantasmic Fireworks Taxonomy? The onomatopoeic "Fffft!" seemed most a propos of any option we thought of.